Willie's World

Monday, February 19, 2007

Spring Break/Training Update

What's up Met fans, Willie here again. It was heartening to see that my fans had not forgotten me, thank you for all the comments! Even my cousin, Crazy Linda, came out to show her support!

Pitchers and catchers just reported, and it was nice to meet all the new faces. Chan Ho Park is the one I was most excited to meet. I loved him in Romeo Must Die and Kung Fu Hustle, and I couldn't wait to get his autograph. Since Omar invited about 75 pitchers to camp, we had to sign some extra catchers, starting with my old friend Sandy Alomar, Jr. I think Sandy will bring some much-needed youth to our team.

A lot of people have expressed concerns about our starting rotation this year. They're saying things like we have no solid pitchers, since Glavine and El Duque are both over 40, and everyone else is a question mark at best. I don't think ANYBODY can call Aaron Sele a question mark. If I had to compare Aaron to a punctuation mark, I would say without hesitation that he is a period, at the end of the sentence which has the subject "Aaron Sele" and the predicate "is awesome." He's that period. End of sentence.

To much fanfare, Lastings Milledge reported to camp today. I was really glad to catch up with him, and since we hadn't talked all winter, he had many questions for me. One of them was about the whereabouts of his infamous massive gold necklace. (Loyal readers will recall that I pawned said necklace for a fun night at the Carousel Club.) Fortunately, I had spent all winter thinking of an excuse. So I told him that the person who had stolen his necklace was none other than Steve Trachsel. I also told Lastings that Steve hates all minorities. Oh boy Steve, I hope you never get in a room with Lastings!!

Anyway, since I believe that Spring Training and Spring Break are synonymous, I've spent as much time boozing as I have paying attention to baseball. It's time for some Mets fan-itas to come over to the Willie suite. Later playas!

12 Comments:

  • At 6:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    what do you mean Chan Ho was in those movies? were you just joking?

     
  • At 2:01 PM, Blogger Toasty Joe said…

    Best comment ever.

     
  • At 12:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    That's right. Make sure Steve Trachsel gets what's coming to him. No one quits on us and gets away with it.

     
  • At 3:24 PM, Anonymous Willie Fanatic #1 said…

    lol @ best comment ever!

    Willie, you are so great.

    i hope Angel Hernandez and you have settled your differences and we wont have any issues this year.

    btw, have you planned on which date the team cancer David Wright will be sent to AA?

     
  • At 7:10 PM, Anonymous Angela Netkovick said…

    Hey Willie!

    You are and always have been my favorite ball player! I have always chosen number 30 on my sports jerseys. Well...I wish you well this season....I'll see ya at the ballpark!

     
  • At 8:20 PM, Anonymous Angela Netkovick said…

    Hey there Willie, I just wanted to let you know that I am a teacher at a middle school in Springfield, MA. I wore a Mets Jersey to school on Friday with your name on it...Number 12 of course! My students loved it...they knew exactly who you were and they live in Massachusetts. I guess Boston hasn't taken over the whole state yet. Go Mets!

     
  • At 2:29 PM, Anonymous willie fanatic #2 said…

    where are you willie? we need UPDATED

     
  • At 5:12 PM, Anonymous angela netkovick said…

    Hey Guys...this is Willie's Blog..we need to keep it clean...if you are interested in baseball, that is what we should be talking about. If you want to say other things you should find a different blog. Keep this one clean for Willie.

     
  • At 9:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Ms. Netkovic is a YANKEE FAN!
    check it out!!
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    why would willie want this kind of fan on his blog?

     
  • At 1:37 PM, Anonymous Angela Netkovick said…

    Response from Angela Netkovick.
    If you have followed Willie's career, you would know that some of his greatest years as a ballplayer were with the Yankees. There is nothing wrong with supporting your favorite all time player. I am a true Willie Randolph fan!

     
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