Whew...

What's up Met fans, Willie here again. I've been reading on one of the websites I read every day (an illustrious list which includes www.cool.com and www.subway.com) that people are concerned about the Mets' apparent inability to hit left-handed pitchers. Let me shed some light on this. It's not because we can't, it's because we don't want to! Growing up, my grandmother always used to say that left-handed people were evil witches who could put spells on you and take your sheep away at their whim. And obviously, beating a left-handed pitcher is going to make them angry and more prone to putting spells on us and perhaps even taking our sheep away. I simply won't allow that to happen. This hopefully should explain our lack of success against lefties. Fortunately, my grandmother also always used to say that left-handed people lose their witching ability during the playoff times of professional sports leagues. So don't fret quite yet fans!