Back From Vaca

What's up Met fans?? Wilie back again. After our NLCS non-victory (defeat is not in my vocabulary), I went on a vacation to Sangfupong Beach in Northeastern Cambodia. It was awesome! I stayed at the Asthy Hotel and enjoyed room service. all day and all night (Who knew Cambodians knew how to make the best Orange Julius?!?) Anyway, as I arrived back in the NYC, my assistant coach Endy Chavez gave me a list of the happenings over the winter. I was stunned. I couldn't believe the summer Omar has had so far! I mean, David Newhan!!!! I've wanted him on my team since 1974. I think this will be the best roster move since the Yankees (a team which I formerly played a position for) signed Hideki Irabu. (FYI, in Japan, they called Irabu "Kochiro-san", which apparently translates to "Better than Matsuzaka and Yoshii combined".) Anyway, I am crazy jet-lagged right now. But I will update you with what I hear ASAP! (Okay before I sign off, one last rumor hot off the presses. Omar is looking into trading for Mike Piazza. When you can obtain a talent like Piazza, you have to go for it.) Go Mets!